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{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?","punchline":"A metro-gnome","id":204}
{"type":"general","setup":"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?","punchline":"European","id":38}
{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the judge say to the dentist?","punchline":"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?","id":174}
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