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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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