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Sentral Niu Ailan Rural LLG is a local government area in New Ireland Province, Papua New Guinea. The LLG administers the central area of the island of New Ireland, especially the people of the Barok, Mandak, Kuot, Notsi, and Tabar Group languages. The LLG is located in Namatanai District and the LLG headquarters is Konos.
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