{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
{"fact":"A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom.","length":96}
{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}
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