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{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
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{"fact":"The biggest wildcat today is the Siberian Tiger. It can be more than 12 feet (3.6 m) long (about the size of a small car) and weigh up to 700 pounds (317 kg).","length":158}
{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one snowman say to the other snow man?","punchline":"Do you smell carrot?","id":162}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn’t the orange win the race?","punchline":"It ran out of juice.","id":338}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do prisoners use to call each other?","punchline":"Cell phones.","id":189}
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Toto is an unincorporated community in Center Township, Starke County, in the U.S. state of Indiana.
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